ALEX: We break the fourth wall to bring you this very special announcement about the cartoonist.
SCOTT: That's right.
ALEX: As many of you know, the cartoonist has been unemployed since November of 2001. As of today, that has changed.
SCOTT: That's right... today he starts working a real-live full-time job.
ALEX: Unemployment can be tough for anyone, especially when it lasts for an extended period of time.
SCOTT: And getting rehired can be very empowering... I guess you can say that it can make you feel like a man again.
ALEX: Of course, after a few months it can make you feel like a mannequin.
SCOTT: Oh, stop.