Comic Transcript
ALICE: You have all been selected to appear in a series of commercials intended to increase the use of Ubersoft Nifty Doorways, eXcellent Product (TM).
ALEX: Increase the use?
ALICE: That’s right. We’re hoping to counter the effects of Apple’s latest marketing campaign by creating a similar series of ads that say the opposite thing.
MARK: The opposite thing? So we’re going to say we switched from OS X to Nifty Doorways?
ALICE: Well… No.
MONK: Because that would mean we’d have to have an OS X machine first.
ALICE: I see what you mean.
MARK: I wouldn’t mind getting an OS X machine.
ALICE: Be quiet.
