Comic Transcript
ALEX: You’re here pretending to be my future because you couldn’t get my future model to run?
PHIL: Actually, I couldn’t even get it to compile.
PHIL: It started, but then it just sort of lost interest. You have the most apathetic source code I’ve ever seen.
ALEX: I think I’m very depressed.
PHIL: When I left, your source code was playing solitaire and making sardonic comments about my workstation.