Comic Transcript
TV PERSONALITY: I’m sitting with Viktor Schreck, chief legal counsel for Ubersoft, who is going to explain the “Rat out your neighbor for fun and profit” initiative.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Thank you, Steve. It’s a pleasure to be here.
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Essentially, we’re trying to encourage our customer base — first through resellers, but ultimately through the end user as well — to let us know when someone has purchased a computer without any operating system on it. In this way, we hope to be able to seek these people and educate them on the dangers of taking such an action.
TV PERSONALITY: What kind of dangers?
(The UBERTHUGS appear.)
VIKTOR SCHRECK: Well, for example, it makes Roger and Carol very angry.
