Webcomic Storyline: 

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

CUSTOMER: Your new product registration scheme is annoying, frustrating, and makes setting up this application suite a real pain the neck.

ALEX: Ubersoft is committed to a full-fledged, authentic, rewarding end-user experience. You can be sure that any feature we include is designed specifically to increase the overall usability of our product, and that you will find your work becomes more productive due to its inclusion.

CUSTOMER: If you'd stopped talking after the third word, I'd have believed you.

ALEX: Hey!