Feeding the Hand That Bites You

Webcomic Storyline: 

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support. Alex speaking.

FEDS: Hello, this is the Department of Justice.

ALEX: What do you want now? More depositions? E-mail records? Financial statements over the last seven years?

FEDS: No, no, nothing like that...

FEDS: We need a little tech support.

ALEX: You don't say.