ALEX: Because we know the holidays seem all too short, we at Ubersoft want to remind you not to forget the important things in life.
ALEX: Family, friends...this is the time of year to cherish those bonds. Don't allow the drudgery of the real world to interfere. Don't let pettiness distract you. Focus on what's really important.
MONK: And don't call tech support.
ALEX: And don't call tech support!