Got Them Blinders

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Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

CUSTOMER: I was just wondering... Ubersoft is in the process of appealing the recent "guilty" verdict in the DOJ/Unholy Business Practices trail... do you guys have any plans made in the event you lose?


CUSTOMER: Surely you jest.

ALEX: I promise you, if I were lying my answer would be a lot more believable.