HENRY: I reformatted your hard drive. I went through the standard installation process, making sure that ONLY authorized employee software was installed on this machine. The problem queue management should be running correctly now... give it a try.
ALEX'S COMPUTER: THUNK GRIND GRIND GRIND GRIND
ALEX: Apparently antivirus programs don't fall under the "authorized employee software" category.
HENRY: Excuse me. I'm going to find a stairwell so I can throw myself down it, repeatedly.