Sign On The Dotted Line

Webcomic Storyline: 

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

BOSS: Before you begin your career at Ubersoft you must fill out some paperwork.

BOSS: This is our employee standards and practices agreement. It is a binding contract, and you will not be able to being work here until it is signed.

MARK: Does anyone have a pen?

BOSS: Prick your finger.