THE PRESS: You can't sue us just because we gave your game a bad review!
ALICE: Yes we can. If you read the license agreement posted on our website you'll find everything spelled out quite clearly.
THE PRESS: Hold on a second...
THE PRESS: "By opening this package you agree to refrain from making any comments concerning this product that may at any point be considered critical or defamatory."
ALICE: We're willing to settle for an apology and a terribly large fine.