I Accept

Webcomic Storyline: 

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

MARK: OK, I accept your offer. I'd like to work here.

ALEX: Really?

MARK: You seem surprised.

ALEX: Well, it's obvious that you're going to be thrown into a situation where there's too much work to be done, and not enough time to do it... and it's equally obvious that we're hiring you only as a token show of peacemaking with the DOJ.. doesn't any of this bother you?

MARK: I was a government contractor for 3 years.

ALEX: Nevermind.