Help... of Sorts

Webcomic Storyline: 

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

ALEX: Well, the Boss is willing to assign you a current employee as an assistant if you agree to sign on.

MARK: Who?

ALEX: Someone who is very knowledgeable about every single product we make, and is a wellspring of information on any detail, no matter how minor, trivial, or insignificant it may seem.

MARK: It's that stupid paperclip thing, isn't it?

ALEX: (Thinking) He's good.