Comic Transcript
ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support. Alex speaking.
INFOTHUD: Hello, I’m a journalist for InfoThud(tm) Magazine…
INFOTHUD: We’re reviewing Nifty Doorways 2001: An Operating System odyssey, and it doesn’t seem to do what you all claim it will do. I need to talk to someone who can explain the discrepancies between our test scores and yours.
ALEX: You’ve dialed the wrong number. Let me transfer you to our marketing department.