Comic Transcript
SCOTT: Mom, what are you doing? I told you not to call me at work unless it was an emergency!
SCOTT’S MOM: It is an emergency, dear.
SCOTT’S MOM: The computer you gave me for Christmas isn’t working properly, so I thought I’d call in and try to get it fixed. Don’t think of me as your mother, dear, think of me as a customer, no different from any other.
SCOTT: Uh… OK…
SCOTT’S MOM: Although giving birth to you WAS excruciatingly painful.
