Phil Quits Stalling

Webcomic Storyline: 

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

PHIL: You see, Binky, it all started years ago...

PHIL (Narration): "I was new to Ubersoft then, I'd just been hired straight out of college. A few us from the same fraternity were hired together, and while were average programmers at best, we brought a crucial and until then missing element into the equation:"

PHIL (Narration): "A market lack of sobriety."

PHIL: I broke the build.

MITCH & BARRY: Drink!