The Birth of Binky, Part 3

Webcomic Storyline: 

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

NARRATOR: Phil is telling the story of Binky's "birth."

PHIL: We programmed and drank and coded and drank and programmed and drank and ultimately passed out.

PHIL: When I came to the next day, my head hurt. I could barely see... but as I came to, I began to realize that something had gone horribly, horribly wrong.

PHIL: I had created something... cheerful.

BINKY: Hiya, Skipper!

(Screaming.)