NARRATOR: Phil is telling the story of Binky's "birth."
PHIL: We programmed and drank and coded and drank and programmed and drank and ultimately passed out.
PHIL: When I came to the next day, my head hurt. I could barely see... but as I came to, I began to realize that something had gone horribly, horribly wrong.
PHIL: I had created something... cheerful.
BINKY: Hiya, Skipper!