Webcomic Storyline: 

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

PHIL: Hi, I'm Phil, one of the programmers.

ALEX: Hi, Phil.

PHIL: I understand you're responsible for sending Binky the Cheerful Winking Paperclip over t our department.

ALEX: Actually, he volunteered.

PHIL: Volunteered?

ALEX: Something about "re-discovering his roots."

BINKY: Are you my mom?