Webcomic Storyline: 

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

CUSTOMER: Your website says your programmers are "working feverishly on a fix."

ALEX: That's what they tell us.

CUSTOMER: That's what they TELL you?

ALEX: Yeah. They tell us a lot of things.

CUSTOMER: And you don't believe them?

ALEX: Well when you turn programming into a drinking game it lowers your credibility.