CUSTOMER: Hello, I'm trying to figure out if your applications are Y2K Compliant. We're getting our systems ready for the new millenium, and we ewnat to make sure your software is compatible with everything else...
ALEX: Actually, the new millennium doesn't start until January 1, 2001. If your software fails next year, it'll be for some other reason.
CUSTOMER: Oh. OK. Thanks. *click*
ALEX (thinking): I am a very, very, very bad man.