Spin Control

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Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

MONK: Management is really freaked out over the DOJ trial. I hear they're taking steps to counter the charges while the trial is in recess.

ALEX: Like what?

MARK: Well, I haven't heard any specifics, but rumor has it they're trying to think of ways they can change our image to prove that we're not involved in "Unholy Business Practices."

VIKTOR: Maybe if we hired a priest...

BOSS: THERE WILL BE NO PRIESTS.