Comic Transcript
MONK: Management is really freaked out over the DOJ trial. I hear they’re taking steps to counter the charges while the trial is in recess.
ALEX: Like what?
MARK: Well, I haven’t heard any specifics, but rumor has it they’re trying to think of ways they can change our image to prove that we’re not involved in “Unholy Business Practices.”
VIKTOR: Maybe if we hired a priest…
BOSS: THERE WILL BE NO PRIESTS.