Corporate Survival

Webcomic Storyline: 

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

MONK: Alex, have you ever wondered about that thing that follows the Boss around everywhere he goes?

ALEX: You mean those flaming letters that spell out the word "Boss?"

MONK: Yeah.

ALEX: No.

MONK: Why not?

KING: Because the last guy who wondered about the Boss has been in charge of our United Way fundraiser since 1978.