Webcomic Storyline: 

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

CUSTOMER: Hello, my computer doesn't work.

ALEX: OK, I need to get some basic information about your machine.

CUSTOMER: It's squarish. And kind of grey.

ALEX: I need a little more information than that...

CUSTOMER: That's about all the information I can get from it right now.