Saved by Sugar

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Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

FEDS: Anything else to add, Mr. Binky?

BINKY: Well gee, Skipper, it was awful nice of you to invite me out here to meet all these gosh darn wonderful folks...

BINKY: I just want to say that Ubersoft is dedicated to making the world a cheerful, happy place to live, and darn it, wouldn't it be nice if people could come together, and use computers the Ubersoft way? I mean, wouldn't that be keen? Wouldn't it be easy? Wouldn't it be fun? Wouldn't it make the world a better place?

MONK: They delayed the trial?

ALEX: Apparently the Judge ran out of insulin.