FEDS: Mr. Binky, what is it you do, exactly?
BINKY: I help people cope with "ergonomic discord," Skipper.
FEDS: "Ergonomic Discord?"
BINKY: Sure! Ubersoft Software is very consistent and reliable, but there are times when people don't quite feel comfortable with their computer environment. It's my job to walk people through complicated tasks that they might not be familiar with.
FEDS: Such as?
BINKY: Why, closing down a program! Or saving a file! Or changing a font! Or playing solitaire!