A Startling Turn of Events

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Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

FEDS: Your honor, our next witness will prove, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that Ubersoft is engaged in "Unholy Business Practices."

FEDS: This witness plays an integral role at Ubersoft: in fact, it is heralded as a "User Enhancement Subsystem" in the latest version of the UberWordSoftPro 2000 Office Suite.

FEDS: The Prosecution calls "Binky, the Cheerful Winking Paper Clip."

BOSS (thinking): Uh-oh.