Introducing Evil

Webcomic Storyline: 

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

FEDS: For the record, please tell us your name and occupation.

BOSS: I am the Dark Lord of Ubersoft.

BOSS: I dwell in the outer darkness, leading the world down a path of destruction paved with the folly of consumption and greed.

FEDS: In other words...

BOSS: I am a respectable businessman.