Swearing In, Technical Difficulties

Webcomic Storyline: 

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

FEDS: Your Honor, the Prosecution calls the President and CEO of Ubersoft Corporation to the stand.

FEDS: Please raise your right hand and repeat after me.

BOSS: I have no hands.

FEDS: Then just... float a bit higher off the ground, and repeat after me...

BOSS: I also cannot be photographed.