Prosecution, Opening Statements

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Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

FEDS: Your Honor, the Prosecution will prove beyond all reasonable doubt that Ubersoft Corporation has, since its inception, inflicted a reign of terror, darkness and corruption upon the software industry.

FEDS: It has, in effect, become one of the most powerful forces in the software industry today by lying to customers, cheating partners, and bullying anyone and anything standing in its way...

BOSS (off-panel): You forgot to mention that we hold the eternal souls of our stockholders for ransom.

FEDS: That's on the next page.