Defense, Opening Statements

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Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

JUDGE: The Defense will now outline its position.

VIKTOR: Your Honor, throughout the course of this trial we will attempt to undermine the credibility of the Prosecution by ridiculing them every chance we get.

VIKTOR: We will also snub Your Honor, by implying that you're not competent enough to interpret our actions, which we will describe as "far too technical and complex for you to understand." Finally if it looks like we're losing we'll suddenly claim to always have been compliance with the Prosecution's demands, and wonder publicly what all the fuss was about in the first place.

JUDGE: Anything else?

VIKTOR: Yes, but it's far too technical and complex for you to understand.