The First Day of Trial

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Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

JUDGE: This court has been convened to determine if Ubersoft Corporation is guilty of practicing "Unholy Business Tactics."

JUDGE: This is a court of law, and as such I expect its procedures, practices, and edicts to be treated with the utmost respect.

(Something goes "poof")

JUDGE: That means the president of Ubersoft will refrain from turning the Prosecution into tiny rabbits.

BOSS (off-panel): Sorry.