CUSTOMER: Hello, I'm trying to contact your Customer Relations Division, but they won't answer the phone.
ALEX: We don't have a Customer Relations Division.
CUSTOMER: You don't? But your "Customer Relations" website is HUGE.
ALEX: That's the great thing about the web. The bigger we make our web site, the bigger our company looks, regardless of how large we actually are.
CUSTOMER: How big are you, anyway?
ALEX: I'm six one. Six two with boots.