Any Resemblance to Actual Events is Strictly Intentional

Webcomic Storyline: 

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

CUSTOMER: I noticed you removed an informally conducted "Best Product" poll from your web site and invalidated the results.

ALEX: That's right. We determined that zealots, advocating another operating system, were unfairly stuffing the ballot box.

CUSTOMER: Isn't this the same operating system you were claiming nobody used a while back?

ALEX: That's right.

CUSTOMER: If nobody uses that operating system, who stuffed the ballot box?

ALEX: That's beside the point.