MONK: Hey Alex... why has management been in meetings all week?
ALEX: Rumor has it we have to change our company name because of the software pirates who copyrighted our logo... the Boss is trying to come up with a name that will "reflect the forward thrust of our company."
MONK: "Reflect... the forward..." hmmm...
MONK: I thought it was against the law to use that kind of language.
ALEX: I've been updating my resume.