First Day At Work (Day 5)

Webcomic Storyline: 

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

SCOTT (thinking): My first actual day on the job...

CUSTOMER: Hello, I want to find out --

SCOTT: IT'S A LIE! It's a lie, I tell you! It's a snow job! They don't care about your problems! They're just trying to cover it up!

SCOTT (thinking): Oops.

ALEX: The Boss would like to see you in his office.