ALEX: Technical Support, Alex speaking. How can I help you?
CUSTOMER: I'm trying to run your Windows version of MegaWordSoft Pro in a seamless windows session using OS/2. What should I do?
MALE UBERTHUG: We have an OS/2 scenario on Line 5. This is not a test. Repeat. This is not a test.
FEMALE UBERTHUG: Alert! Danger! Stall! Distract! Send re-enforcements!