Stop Paying Attention, Just Listen To My Voice

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Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

CUSTOMER: Why on earth did you people decide not to write a manual for your latest release of MegaWordSoftPro???

ALEX: We specifically designed the software to be so intuitive that you don't need a manual. MegaWordSoftPro has the most consistent, predictable user interface on the market today.

CUSTOMER: You mean, no matter what you do, it locks up your computer?

ALEX: Besides that.