CUSTOMER: Why on earth did you people decide not to write a manual for your latest release of MegaWordSoftPro???
ALEX: We specifically designed the software to be so intuitive that you don't need a manual. MegaWordSoftPro has the most consistent, predictable user interface on the market today.
CUSTOMER: You mean, no matter what you do, it locks up your computer?
ALEX: Besides that.