MegaSoft Suffers Cruelly From Unscrupulous Villians

Webcomic Storyline: 

Help Desk, by Christopher B. Wright

Comic Transcript: 

CUSTOMER: I don't understand. How can you tell me you don't have a manual for MegaSoftWordPro when I've got one right here?

ALEX: Pirates.

CUSTOMER: PIRATES???

ALEX: Pirates. We have been the victim of unscrupulous software piracy for years. Thousands of people are illegally and unethically making money off a product we've spent years trying to perfect.

CUSTOMER: Oh, come on.

ALEX: OK, years trying to fit in a box.