CUSTOMER: Every time I try to print from MegaWordSoftPro 7.0, my system crashes.
ALEX: That's a feature of the program.
CUSTOMER: You guys did that on purpose?
ALEX: Yes we did. We wanted to make it easier for our customers to exit the program. Our R&D department has created an intuitive software product that allows single-step solutions for multi-step problems.
CUSTOMER: But I don't want to exit the program.
ALEX: Then don't print your document.