Help Desk Character Archives

Steve Jobs

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Is he the single most brilliant computer developer of all time, or is he just another mad scientist who dares delve into secrets that man was not meant to know? A consummate perfectionist, a connosieur of elegance and good taste, his products are always beautiful, functional, and seductive. Sure, he's evil... sure, he wants to rule the world... but chains he wants to wrap around your arms and legs fit perfectly, breathe well, and will always keep you warm at night. The only thing that keeps him from taking over the world is the knowledge that the Dark Lord of Ubersoft is holding his ego as hostage.

UberThugs

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Ubersoft's elite shock troops, the are deployed whenever Ubersoft is threatened... unless they're busy doing something else.

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