Author : C. B. Wright
Writer, former musician, occasional cartoonist, noted authority on his own opinions.
Alex Gets Promoted
They just transferred me to the "Advanced" level of Tech Support....
Help Desk Mission Control
"We have an OS/2 situation on Line 5."...
Worst-Case Scenario
"I'm trying to run your Windows version fo MegaWordSoftPro in a seamless windows session using OS/2."...
The Perils of the Internet
"I'm calling back from yesterday."...
Apples and Oranges Defined
"We don't like to call them 'bug fixes.'"...
MegaSoft, Marketing and You
"I can understand your confusion. Let me explain it to you."...
Guttenberg’s Dilemma
"Every time I try to print from MegaWordSoft Pro 7.0, my system crashes."...
Stop Paying Attention, Just Listen To My Voice
"Why on earth did you people decide not to write a manual???"...