“We have an OS/2 situation on Line 5.”
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Author: C. B. Wright
Writer, former musician, occasional cartoonist, noted authority on his own opinions.
Worst-Case Scenario
“I’m trying to run your Windows version fo MegaWordSoftPro in a seamless windows session using OS/2.”
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The Perils of the Internet
“I’m calling back from yesterday.”
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Apples and Oranges Defined
“We don’t like to call them ‘bug fixes.'”
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MegaSoft, Marketing and You
“I can understand your confusion. Let me explain it to you.”
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Guttenberg’s Dilemma
“Every time I try to print from MegaWordSoft Pro 7.0, my system crashes.”
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Stop Paying Attention, Just Listen To My Voice
“Why on earth did you people decide not to write a manual???”
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A Witty Punchline, With Foreshadowing
“You’re telling me the manual I’m holding in my hands is NOT your product???”
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Megasoft Suffers Cruelly from Unscrupulous Villains
“How can you tell me you don’t have a manual?”
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Alex Is At A Loss For Words
“I’m trying to get the ‘Merge’ function to work under MegaWordSoftPro 8.0…”
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