Author: C. B. Wright

“If blockchain is so important to verifying that crypto transactions are legitimate, how can off-chain transactions even happen?”

“So I guess the transactions that are done by these I Swear They’re Not Banks, Really companies are all ‘off-chain’ transactions?”

“Try to set aside your long-festering rage at cryptocurrency miners for a moment.”

“We took a week off because trying to explain NFTs hurts our poor circular brains.”

“If your earlier explanation of ‘off-chain’ transactions was wrong, what’s the right explanation?”

“Try to have a joke ready this time.”

“We’re almost there!”

“So blockchain basically keeps track of cryptocurrency transactions.”

“That was a pretty weird way to explain cryptocurrency, but I guess you can go back to explaining blockchain now.”

“Now you have to define cryptocurrency.”