C. B. Wright – Page 132 – Eviscerati.Org

Writer, former musician, occasional cartoonist, noted authority on his own opinions.

Going Straight to the source

“So what seems to be the problem?”

“So you’re a software tester.”

“I’m moderating the Ubersoft Web Help Forum, and a few people are being a little too insightful when they criticize our products.”

“I’m one of the software testers from the usability lab on the fourth floor.”

“My boss has heard you’re having problems with our new relationship-building initiative, and would lke to speak with you personally.”

“I understand there are over 63,00 known bugs in Ubersoft eDoorways 2001.”

“WHERE THE HECK HAVE YOU BEEN?”

“So how exactly do I uninstall this stupid paperclip?”

“Hello, and welcome to Ubersoft’s eBusiness eSupport hotline…”

“I have noticed that e-commerce is a booming market.”