THE BOSS: Since you are here, you may as well tell me what this is about.
FIRST FED: It’s about Google and Apple.
THE BOSS: You may wish to re-calibrate your GPS.
SECOND FED: We realize you aren’t them. We’re talking to you because you’re their biggest competitor.
THE BOSS: I’m listening.
THIRD FED: Very recently both companies announced they would enable encryption in their cellphones by default. We’re very unhappy about this.
THE BOSS: I can imagine. It must be frustrating.
FIRST FED: You have no idea.
THE BOSS: I suspect your frustration will only increase when you learn that we are planning to do the same thing.
FIRST FED: … you have no idea.