If It Displease The Court

Comic Transcript

BAILIFF: Your Honor, the next case on the docket is “A Bunch of Smelly Hippies vs. the NSA.”

JUDGE: What?

BAILIFF: “A Bunch of Smelly Hippies vs…”

JUDGE: That’s not a real name. You’re making it up.

BAILIFF: No, it’s the real–

JUDGE: Bailiff, explain to me why this court of law would put the phrase “A Bunch of Smelly Hippies” on a docket.

BAILIFF: Uh… hold on, I’ll check.

(Silence.)

BAILIFF: Apparently the Federal Government felt that “The Electronic Frontier Foundation” was prejudicial.

JUDGE: (Sighs)

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