Not Quite Over

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KING: Our resident office supply Romeo returns once again.

BINKY (DRINKY): You’re just jealous.

KING: I’ll admit to being mystified. You’re not really Ellen’s type.

BINKY (DRINKY): Some people are drawn to embittered, self-hating alcoholics. It’s like dating a tortured artist without having to deal with all that art.

KING: Wait, you’re dating now?

BINKY (DRINKY): Nah, we’re moving on. Ellen’s pretty busy with a project for Google, but I’m pretty sure that’s just her way of breaking it off. Whatever she wanted out of our… whatever it was, she got it.

KING: Oh. Sorry.

BINKY (DRINKY): Don’t be. It wasn’t serious.

(Silence.)

KING: What do you think she wanted?

BINKY (DRINKY): Not a clue.

JINGLES, THE CHEERFUL GOOGLE NOTIFICATION BELL: Heya Pops!

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