Comic Transcript

JUDGE: This court will recess until tomorrow, at which time we will hear arguments in favor of and against Samsung excluding all its evidence in order to avoid prejudicing the jury.

BINKY (STEVE): I would like to take this opportunity to pre-emptively object to any argument Samsung makes in its defense.

JUDGE: Noted. We will consider the merits of the objection tomorrow morning.

BINKY (STEVE): We also request permission to refer to Samsung as a “lying, thieving, lazy, shiftless copycat.”

JUDGE: That may be going a bit too far.

SAMSUNG LAWYER: I am extremely dizzy.

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