March 2016 – Eviscerati.Org

Community Service

“As to sentencing…”

Now that’s a milestone, right there

“The Judge is not inclined to allow Ubersoft to file assault charges against the group in question.”

“Due to the Judge’s current… inhibitions, I will read the Judge’s opinion on his behalf.”

“After having carefully considered all arguments in this matter, the Judge is ready to deliver his verdict.”

WHEREIN Our Hero Must Wrestle With Offers, Refusals, and the Inherent Tensions Between Them

“There will be a short recess…”

“Your Honor, my opponent isn’t basing a case on accepted precedent.”

WHEREIN Loyalties are Questioned, and Deception is Practiced with Depressing Regularity

“Mmph.”

Comic Transcript ADALAI FOULE: Hello everyone. Sorry it took so long, but I’m ready to help. VIKTOR SCHRECK: Adalai! What…

Comic Transcript LAWYER: Your Honor, my opponent isn't basing a case on accepted precedent. He is, essentially, trying to litigate…