“How do I delete something embarrassing from the Internet?”
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Month: February 2014
Un-Valentine
“I hate you!”
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Reasonable Doubt
“I want you to give me an honest answer to this…”
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The Most Challenging Race Known to Man
“I would never knowingly put a working coffee maker in harm’s way.”
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The Number You Have Called…
“I’d like to speak to the person who is actually allowed to help customers.”
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No Punchline Today
“Obviously the creation of a surveillance state has many tantalizing possibilities for the computer industry.”
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Common Goals
Night And Day
“Now I want to caution you all against making any rash decisions.”
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Triple Secret
“We are facing an unexpected threat to our long-term goals.”
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The Deepest Cut
“Thanks to Jack’s superior physical conditioning your life has been spared.”
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