Help DeskOh, No Reason, Why Do You Ask?C. B. Wright17 February 20141 August 2022 by C. B. Wright17 February 20141 August 20220 "How do I delete something embarrassing from the Internet?"...
Help DeskUn-ValentineC. B. Wright14 February 20141 August 2022 by C. B. Wright14 February 20141 August 20220 "I hate you!"...
Help DeskReasonable DoubtC. B. Wright13 February 20141 August 2022 by C. B. Wright13 February 20141 August 20220 "I want you to give me an honest answer to this..."...
Kernel PanicThe Most Challenging Race Known to ManC. B. Wright12 February 201427 December 2022 by C. B. Wright12 February 201427 December 20220 "I would never knowingly put a working coffee maker in harm's way."...
Help DeskThe Number You Have Called…C. B. Wright12 February 20141 August 2022 by C. B. Wright12 February 20141 August 20220 "I'd like to speak to the person who is actually allowed to help customers."...
Help DeskNo Punchline TodayC. B. Wright11 February 20141 August 2022 by C. B. Wright11 February 20141 August 20220 "Obviously the creation of a surveillance state has many tantalizing possibilities for the computer industry."...
Help DeskCommon GoalsC. B. Wright10 February 20141 August 2022 by C. B. Wright10 February 20141 August 20220 Comic Transcript THE BOSS: We must decide how to respond to this new wave of suspicion and mistrust. BINKY (STEVE): A bit ironic that supsicion...
Help DeskNight And DayC. B. Wright7 February 20141 August 2022 by C. B. Wright7 February 20141 August 20220 "Now I want to caution you all against making any rash decisions."...
Help DeskTriple SecretC. B. Wright6 February 20141 August 2022 by C. B. Wright6 February 20141 August 20220 "We are facing an unexpected threat to our long-term goals."...
Kernel PanicThe Deepest CutC. B. Wright5 February 201427 December 2022 by C. B. Wright5 February 201427 December 20220 "Thanks to Jack's superior physical conditioning your life has been spared."...